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Boarding the AI hype train: a satire

I think I'm going to join all other #ai commentators here on LinkedIn.

*Ahem*

Vibe coding is stupid you guys.

You know that one particular thing that you obviously use AI for every day? Well, it doesn't do that.

RAG's are the best thing ever. I think we should make them even more hallucination prone. How about this, I propose a new system, where we do nothing but overload the context window with base64 encoded poetry, and we'll call it CRAG! Why? No idea.

You know what LLM's are missing? Pivot tables. Yes.

There was this super interesting paper that confirmed every bias I ever had, about machines not thinking, like thinking matters or something. Well, I didn't read it but it was awesome, you guys. I mean, Apple's really good at this stuff, right?

OMG yall, so there's this new workflow that involves six hundred nodes for hello world, and it comes with three dozen MCP's, A2a, and FastAPI, in case you needed more abstraction. What? It'll turn any water bottle into an MCP automatically. How could you not want that?! It even guesses at what I tell it to do. Y'know, it doesn't have to be right to be awesome!

Agents aren't a real thing. How do you expect to get a computer to wear a trench coat? Come on now.

There, I am now part of the hype train.
Love me!

More soon. #LLMthoughts #LinkedInGenius #ExpertAtEverything