Some key points on Dadaism:
1. Anything, even literal shit can be elevated to the status of art.
2. Authorship is bullshit and doesn't matter.
3. Craft is bullshit and doesn't matter.
4. Whether or not an elevated article is stolen or not holds no bearing on its status.
5. If an item is attacked by snobs, who tell you that the thing you've elevated to the status of art isn't art... then it's automatically elevated.
6. Snobbery is a high crime of art, akin to treason, and the Dadaist kangaroo based justice system is harsh and unfair.
7. Art unlike money and death, is ephemeral.
8. Serious people say serious things and should never be taken too seriously.